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Showing posts with label Mezcal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mezcal. Show all posts

Friday, May 5, 2017

The History of Mezcal

Until recently, anthropologists and archaeologists thought that mezcal was invented by the Spanish. The Aztec and other Mesoamericans drank only pulque, a foul-tasting drink of fermented agave before the conquest, according to the experts. (One of five Aztec pulque gods is seen in the following illustration.)



But in 2016, two Mexican university professors produced physical evidence of stills used to make mezcal prior to the Spanish invasion – they even showed that it was distilled in Mexico as far back as 2,500 years ago.

Scientists Prove Mezcal Thousands of Years Old

For more than ten years, Mari Carmen Serra Puche and Jesús Carlos Lazcano Arce of the Anthropological Research Institute at the National Autonomous University of Mexico (UNAM) conducted their research, which culminated in the book, El mezcal, una bebida prehispánica (Mezcal, a Pre-Hispanic Beverage). Research took place in Oaxaca and the pre-Hispanic city of Xochitécatl-Cacaxtla, in Tlaxcala.

Clay fragments from the production of mezcal were determined to have come from the lower half of very large pots. Huge ovens too big for making pottery or cooking were uncovered. Organic run-off stains were chemically proven to have been from the cooked hearts of the maguey plant.

For more information, see: Mezcal's True Origin




Saturday, April 15, 2017

Mezcalandia to Launch ICBM

Acting Presidenté José José José José, after cutting the ribbon at the grand opening of Mezcalandia’s new embassy in North Korea yesterday,  announced that Mezcalandia is set to test its new ICBM.

Following a huge military parade in Pyongpang, he told a hastily rigged news conference, “The first mezcal produced outside Mexico will be called ICBM -- Intercontinental Ballistic Mezcal.”



Sunday, April 2, 2017

400 Conejos Mezcal: An In-depth Review by Shay Addams

Even the mezcaleria in San Cristobal de las Casas, Mexico, doesn’t serve this rare mezcal, which is not exported. I found a bottle at the Pan Optica bar at the end of flagstone-tiled Guadalupe Real and dove right in.


400 Conjejos is a joven mezcal made with 100% espadín, a type of agave whose name means small sword and which is among the main types of agave used for mezcal. Joven means young, therefore unaged and clear. Unlike unaged tequila, called silver, joven mezcal has a distinct flavor and is far superior to its tequila counterpart. It’s an artisanal mezcal, produced in small batches with traditional methods.

The name, Centzon totochtin (400 or inumerable rabbits in Nahuatl) refers to the spirits of alcohol in Mesoamerica associated with sleep and awakening. Its effect varies according to which of these rabbits influences the drinker, say mezcaleros Don Tacho and Joel Santiago in Santiago Matatlán, Oaxaca. Mesoamerican priests drank it during ceremonies in order to better communicate with their gods.

A Dangerous Man’s Mezcal

With the raw taste of a mezcal that is far from “fruity,” 400 Conejos is the kind of mezcal that would be served in a bar scene from a Tarantino flick. No worm, but it’s an ominous mezcal that Wes from the film Urban Cowboy would have surely drank straight from the bottle.

The smoke is thicker than the smog over Beijing. Don’t even think about a “lingering aftertaste,” just buckle up and get ready for a kick like one of the mules that powers the trapiche used to crush the agave hearts after fermenting in wooden tubs. Though 400 Conejos is 38 proof, the influence of the rabbit who rules the day you drink it delivers potent side effects.

Sipped and served with slices of orange and sal de gusano, or agave worm salt, 400 Conejos provides a solid base for comparing the wide range of mezcals. For a cocktail, the producers recommend spearmint and orange or lemon juice.
The catch is that you will have to travel to Mexico for 400 Conejos, which is not exported. But that’s one of the little things that make a Mexican vacation so worthwhile.

Price: Not Exported, but cheap in Mexico
Proof: The bottle I drank from did not state the proof, but it felt like 80+
Rating: 2

More In-depth Mezcal Reviews by Shay Addams



Mezcal Reviews by Shay Addams

The language of mezcal reviews written by today's liquor critics makes me want to throw up on my boots. “Fruity,” “buttery, “a hint of green apples” and other such descriptions and flowery prose make the mighty mezcal sound like a wimpy white wine rather than the awe inspiring drink of dangerous men like Pancho Villa, Doc Holliday and Wes, the cowboy gone bad in the film Urban Cowboy, which introduced mezcal to the American public in 1980. If I want a fruity drink, I’ll have an Orange Crush.

Mezcal Reviews Gone Bad
Why has the language of mezcal turned so, well, feminine? Could it be that contemporary journalists follow the lead of the marketing department of major brands and distributors who are bent on luring the ladies to mezcal in an effort to double their sales?

Nothing wrong with that, but still no excuse to demean the image of a macho drink that packs a far more powerful punch than its pale descendant, tequila.

Until recently, “smoky” was the key word used to describe mezcal; it remains the most accurate adjective. But the genuine taste of mezcal is danger, the sense that you are about to land in trouble, big trouble, and you don’t happen to have your lawyer’s phone number with you. This taste grows stronger after sipping the first shot, and the second, until you wake up in a drunk tank in a town whose name you cannot pronounce, or in a gutter along a street without a name.

My Mezcal Reviews
All my work in this field will focus on the dangerous and mysterious aspects of this powerful liquor, which I first wrote about in the early Eighties. 


Links to current brands reviewed on this blog:


400 Conejos

Las Amores Reposada Mezcal



Friday, March 17, 2017

Mezcal Reviews and Information Coming Soon

In addition to reporting on the new country of Mezcalandia, this blog will also present reviews of Mexican mezcal brands, cocktail recipes, the lore and legend of mezcal, links to other mezcal Websites and blogs, and upcoming events in this, the newest little country in the world.

     Shay Addams, Acting Press Secretary of the Acting Presidenté of Mezcalandia

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

First Acting Presidential Press Conference in Mezcalandia

History was made in Mezcalandia today when Acting Presidenté José José José announced that, “We have just received authorization from the Mexican government to become the first country other than Mexico to make mezcal for local consumption as well as for export to Texas.”




“The name of the first brand will be determined by a contest in which people around the world submit their ideas,” said Acting Vice Presidenté Armando Salazar from behind the bar in the Acting Presidential Suite at the Hotel Mezcalifornia. “The winner will receive a lifetime supply of the first mezcal produced in Mezcalandia. This will save us a fortune in R&D.”

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