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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

First Acting Presidential Press Conference in Mezcalandia

History was made in Mezcalandia today when Acting Presidenté José José José announced that, “We have just received authorization from the Mexican government to become the first country other than Mexico to make mezcal for local consumption as well as for export to Texas.”

“The name of the first brand will be determined by a contest in which people around the world submit their ideas,” said Acting Vice Presidenté Armando Salazar from behind the bar in the Acting Presidential Suite at the Hotel Mezcalifornia. “The winner will receive a lifetime supply of the first mezcal produced in Mezcalandia. This will save us a fortune in R&D.”

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