Mezcalandia Signs up for MAFTA

After days of debate, Mezcalandia’s Acting Presidenté José José José José,  has signed up for MAFTA –  the new Mezcal American Free Trade Agreement. “This will ensure that no tariffs or other fees are applied when we begin exporting mezcal to Texas, the only part of America that we recognize as a nation.” 

According to Acting Vice Presidenté Armando Salazar, production of Mezcalandia’s first batch of mezcal will begin “…any day now. We are still looking for a mule.”


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