After days of debate,
Mezcalandia’s Acting Presidenté José José José José, has signed up for MAFTA – the new Mezcal American Free Trade Agreement. “This
will ensure that no tariffs or other fees are applied when we begin exporting
mezcal to Texas, the only part of America that we recognize as a nation.”
According
to Acting Vice Presidenté Armando Salazar, production of Mezcalandia’s first
batch of mezcal will begin “…any day now. We are still looking for a mule.”
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