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Saturday, April 15, 2017

Mezcalandia to Launch ICBM

Acting Presidenté José José José José, after cutting the ribbon at the grand opening of Mezcalandia’s new embassy in North Korea yesterday,  announced that Mezcalandia is set to test its new ICBM.

Following a huge military parade in Pyongpang, he told a hastily rigged news conference, “The first mezcal produced outside Mexico will be called ICBM -- Intercontinental Ballistic Mezcal.”

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