Acting Presidenté José José José José, after cutting the ribbon at
the grand opening of Mezcalandia’s new embassy in North Korea yesterday, announced that Mezcalandia is set to test its new
ICBM.
Following a huge military parade in Pyongpang, he told a hastily rigged news conference, “The first mezcal produced outside Mexico will
be called ICBM -- Intercontinental Ballistic Mezcal.”
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